Push Ups are Good for You

As a wearer of glasses and a notice-r of odd things, I've discovered that there are many ways one can adjust their glasses.

Glasses NEVER stay on your face the right way for very long. One is forced to adjust them many times a day, but we all do it differently. For example, Some people push up or adjust their glasses by grabbing the side of their frames with their thumb and pointer finger and pushing them back into place. Some people push up in the middle bar with their pointer finger, and others with their middle finger. I've even seen the occasional ring finger push up (this looks very fancy, if you want to be fancy you should try this maneuver next time you're losing your glasses).

This blog would be extremely boring if I didn't do something crazy, so let me tell you what's going to go down. I'll tell you all the different ways one can push up their glasses, and then I'll tell you what that particular push up says about their personality. If you have glasses and you do more than one type of push up, both apply, or the one you do more. If you don't have glasses you can use this on your framed friends.

Pointer finger push up on the middle bar: The framed person who does this kind of push up is often outgoing. They want you and those around you to like them, but sometimes their glasses make them feel self conscious. It can also be a form of nervousness, something someone does when they get nervous.

Middle finger push up on the middle bar: This person is all business. They still have time for friends, but not if it interferes with jobs they must get done.

Ring finger push up on the middle bar: As mentioned above, this person is just being fancy, possibly showing off.

Pinky finger push up on the middle bar: This is just weird. If you see someone doing this tell them to stop it.

Right frame grab with the thumb and pointer finger: This person is not as bold as the middle bar push up-ers, but they still like to have lots of friends, though maybe not in large groups.

Right frame push up with the pointer finger: Usually, framed people do this if they need to see something above the top bar of their frames. I've never seen someone use this maneuver as a push up. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Right frame push up with the middle finger: This person is pretty much as normal as you can get. They're not too shy, but not over powering in any way either. If you're looking for a soul mate, go for the right frame middle finger push up-ers.

Right frame push up with the ring finger: This is like the pointer finger push up, except it's used for looking down. You might see this in a class room or while a framed person is reading. Or they might be hiding their face. Give the person some space. If someone does this frequently, they are extremely shy. it might be hard to crack their shell, but you might just find a wonderful person underneath.

Right frame push up with the pinky finger: All pinky finger push ups are just weird looking.

All these push ups are the same on the left side. All the left side tells you is that the framed person in question is most likely left handed.

Two handed push up with the right and left pointer fingers and thumbs: I'm not sure what this means.

OK, so that's about it. There are the no hand push ups, but those get really complicated. My favorites are the nose crinkling ones. When a framed person has been looking down and then looks up and they don't have their hands free, they crinkle their nose and throw their heads back in attempt to see.

When our hands are dirty, we might need to use our shoulder or arm. This means nothing besides our hands are dirty, and our glasses are falling down.

And the best push up ever, one I have personally discovered and perfected. The head bang push up!!!!!!!! When you head bang, you put less force into the down motion, so your $200 glasses don't fly off your face and hit the floor. They will still slide down your face a considerable amount though, so when you throw your head up, you have to do this over exaggerated head flick. This way, your glasses go right back into place. Repeat about 20 times, and you have the head bang push up!

The end.