Friday, September 24, 2010

Ten Things You Can Do with a Hair Dryer

1. Dry your clothes

2. Sweep the floor

3. Warm yourself on a cold day

4. Blast aliens (come on, they don't know it's only a hair dryer)

5. Puff up your shirt, and pretend you're super fat

6. Dry nail polish in half the time

7. Torture small bugs

8. Make your mouth so dry your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth

9. Knock over small LEGO buildings

10. And, of course, dry your hair

Sunday, September 19, 2010

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Concerts and Sneezes

Do you know why people say "Bless you" after you sneeze? Because it's been told that when you sneeze, your body lets in demons, so you say "Bless you" to make them go away. The second reason we say it is because your heart stops beating when you sneeze, shaving one minute off your life. I proved this wrong myself when I got my wisdom teeth out. I was hooked up to the heart monitor thing, and I sneezed, and nothing happened. So there, all you people who believe in the bless-you-after-you-sneeze thing! I still say it because it's polite, but for some reason I end up saying "blesh you".



Last night I had my first real concert. I had been practicing for months, and to my surprise, I had only a brief moment of nervousness on the way there. When we got there we set up in a parking lot in the middle of the city. A band from San Jose was supposed to go one before our band, but they showed up and hour late. This was OK though, because for some reason the on-stage monitors weren't working. And when you have a band of eight people spread out over a fifteen by ten foot space outside, you can't not have monitors. So me and my good friend KT decided to go have some hotdogs and chili. Yup, food is the best part of any event.

So anyway, the sound people finally got the monitors working, San Jose finally got there, and we started an awesome night of worship. After San Jose, our band was up.

We consisted of:

Toni: our worship leader, singing and playing acoustic guitar

KT: singing

PJ: our pastor, singing and playing Santanas on electric guitar

Me (sckpanhead): playing keyboards

Tim: bass

Pastor Al: percussion

Um, I never met him so I don't know his name: congas

Jim: drums and former drummer for The Crucified

We got there a little after five and left a little after ten, but I haven't had that much fun since Wenz' birthday party, so it was worth it. Can't wait to do it again!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Phineas and Ferb

Over the month of July, my family stayed at my grandparent’s house, where we get to watch as much TV as we want. When you don’t have a TV at home (or when the only TV in your house belongs to your grandma and her Spanish novellas) and you suddenly get a TV in your room, you quickly become addicted to the glowing box that makes sounds. Plus, there’s apparently this new thing called HD, which stands for high definition, which makes anything on TV so clear, it’s like you can touch it. Plus TV screens are like, flat.

Anyway, my sister, brother and I mostly watched Disney channel, and that’s how I discovered my new favorite show of all time. The show is called Phineas and Ferb, and it’s awesome. I think it’s supposed to be a kid’s show, but who cares? I love it. The show is a cartoon about these two brothers who have a whole summer to waste on creating inventions that make life easier, or that add some fun and excitement to their boring backyard. And lucky enough for me, I have a whole summer to waste on their show.

Phineas is the younger brother, who comes up with all the ideas and has a triangle head, for some reason. Ferb is the older brother who doesn’t say much, and when he does he always has something really intelligent to say. He also has an English accent which is just awesome.

The boys have a teenage sister named Candace who is bent on busting them in between dates with her boyfriend Jeremy. But right before she gets her mom to come see what crazy thing the boys have built, it always disappears. The boys have many friends, including Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella. Isabella is the leader of a Fireside Girls troop, which is very similar to the girl scouts. She has a crush on Phineas, and is always dragging her troop along to his house to see what he’s doing. Baljeet is Indian, and he’s a nerd who knows everything about everything. Buford is the neighborhood bully who is always picking on Baljeet.

Phineas and Ferb have a pet platypus named Perry who is unknowingly to the boys, also a secret agent. He always disappears toward the beginning of the show to see what the evil villain Dr. Doofinsmirtz is scheming. Doofinsmirtz also invents stuff, but of course, it’s always evil and is meant to somehow help is plot to rule the entire Tri-state area! Parry defeats him before he can succeed. Doofinsmirtz has a teenage daughter who is somewhat Goth. Ferb has a crush on her, and is always looking for ways to impress her with his and Phineas’ inventions.

That’s just a summery of the show, but I highly recommend you go watch it for yourself. I am a huge fan of Ferb. I love how he’s expressionless until something exciting happens, how he wears his pants really high, and his accent is adorable. Not to mention how smart he is when he does talk. If I was a cartoon girl, I would totally have a crush on Ferb.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I'm Back

The title says it all. I am officially back to the wild world of internet after taking a, um, how shall I say, "forced", break. I have written lots of blogs during my break, so keep checking back! They're pretty good! Ok, I leave now. There is a new Skillet podcast I haven't yet seen! Yay!