Friday, September 24, 2010

Ten Things You Can Do with a Hair Dryer

1. Dry your clothes

2. Sweep the floor

3. Warm yourself on a cold day

4. Blast aliens (come on, they don't know it's only a hair dryer)

5. Puff up your shirt, and pretend you're super fat

6. Dry nail polish in half the time

7. Torture small bugs

8. Make your mouth so dry your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth

9. Knock over small LEGO buildings

10. And, of course, dry your hair

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